The collection

Products

Private preview. Nothing is for sale. Don printed the invoices anyway.

Red Captain Crunk cereal box showing Don Biggly in a feathered naval hat offering a spoon above a bowl of golden cereal.

The breakfast program

Captain Crunk Cereal

Breakfast included*

*The cereal is free. Milk is a leadership consulting fee.

Other cereals give kids a toy. Mine gives them a waiver. They can play with it after their parents sign.

Crystal ship-shaped Hormuz Decanter with a resort on one shore and ruins on the other.

The Hormuz Decanter

$14,000

Not for sale. Still comes with a receipt.

Black leather Discovery-Proof Briefcase stamped Exhibit A, with a subpoena sticking out.

Discovery-Proof Briefcase

Inquire discreetly

Lock not included. Neither is the alibi.

Gold Premium Panic Cufflinks holding miniature lifeboats in an open presentation case.

Premium Panic Cufflinks

Two lifeboats. Neither fits a lawyer.

Black and gold Legal Disclaimer Cologne bottle spraying a cloud of redacted text.

Legal Disclaimer Cologne

Priceless (allegedly)

Top notes of subpoena. Dries down to plausible deniability.