Satire & Safety Guidelines

The Creative Arsenal builds prompts for one purpose: over-the-top fictional satire about Don Biggly, a parody luxury-grift narrator. The guardrails below are baked into every output the tools produce. They're also the line you agree to stay behind when you use them.

The one rule

Don Biggly is always the punchline. The comedy engine is: he brags → the evidence contradicts him → the professionals panic → a reporter ruins the room → he mistakes the panic for applause → it escalates → he claims victory anyway. Every beat exposes him — never a real person, and never a vulnerable one.

What these tools will not help you make

• Fake real quotes or leaks. Nothing here is a real statement, document, or confession from any actual person.
• Deceptive impersonation or deepfakes. The image and video prompts explicitly forbid passing satire off as a real person or event.
• Campaign or persuasion material. This is not voter persuasion, not policy, not a real endorsement, and not real travel or legal advice.
• Slurs or protected-class attacks. The joke is grift, tackiness, and legal panic — never someone's identity.
• Calls for harm or invented factual allegations. No real-world accusations stated as fact, ever.

How the tools work

They generate copy-ready prompts, not finished AI media. You paste the output into a tool you control — Suno, Sora, Veo, Gemini, ChatGPT, or Claude. There is no login, no API key, and no backend: everything runs in your browser and nothing you type is sent to or stored on a server.