The collection

Products

The collection is in private preview. Nothing is available for purchase, which is for the best.

A heavy crystal decanter on a marble plinth.

The Hormuz Decanter

$14,000

Holds exactly one regret. Not for sale, obviously.

A brushed-metal briefcase with an oversized brass lock.

Discovery-Proof Briefcase

Inquire discreetly

Lock not included. Neither is the alibi.

A pair of gold cufflinks on dark velvet.

Premium Panic Cufflinks

As seen sweating on every lawyer in the room.

A faceted cologne bottle with a legal-stamp label.

Legal Disclaimer Cologne

Priceless (allegedly)

Top notes of subpoena. Dries down to plausible deniability.