In plain language
Press
Booze on Hormuz is a satirical music and video project.
It centers on an album of original comedy songs and the fictional character Don Biggly — a luxury developer attempting to sell fractional ownership of an international crisis. The project spans the album, full music videos, live performance material, short-form clips, artwork, and a complete parody sales funnel (preserved at /experience).
Everything on this site is parody and protected expression. No real person, product, or policy is being quoted or reported on. The full disclaimer lives at /legal.
The character's deranged self-introduction is at /about; this page is the version you can quote.
Press assets
Official poster
Who the Hell Is Don Biggly? — key art, WebP.
Don Biggly character image
The fictional founder and developer, WebP.
Site hero image
Brand key visual, WebP.
Contact
Press and booking inquiries go through the Studio page — the contact form there is real and behaves normally.